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“Newt Gingrich is still receiving Secret Service Protection.

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What are they protecting him from?  Reality?”

~ Bill Maher

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I’m not a beer drinker, but I’d drink this - entirely because of Taylor’s artwork.

I’m not a beer drinker, but I’d drink this - entirely because of Taylor’s artwork.

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There is nobody in this country who got rich on his own. Nobody. You built a factory out there – good for you.

But I want to be clear. You moved your goods to market on the roads the rest of us paid for. You hired workers the rest of us paid to educate. You were safe in your factory because of the police forces and fire forces that the rest of us paid for. You didn’t have to worry that marauding bands would come and seize everything at your factory…

Now look. You built a factory and it turned into something terrific or a great idea – God bless! Keep a big hunk of it. But part of the underlying social contract is you take a hunk of that and pay forward to the next kid who comes along.

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— Elizabeth warren - A lawyer with a soul? Say it ain’t so!

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Bill Maher’s editorial on the TV series ‘secret millionaire’.

“We have this fantasy that our interests and the interests of the super-rich are the same. Like somehow the super-rich will get so full that they will explode, and the candy will rain down on the rest of us, like they are some kind of piñata of benevolence. But here’s the thing about a piñata: it doesn’t open on its own – you have to beat it with a stick.

So I say, forget secret millionaire, I have a better idea for a show. Every week, one of the men responsible for the global financial meltdown is dropped into a poor neighbourhood and then…. that’s it!”

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zaychik:

gnate1:

I don’t even know what’s going on, but this is fucking funny. Most likely  because I drank tonight.

I can’t even—

I laughed so bloody hard at this. Ghetto names and ghetto speak are such novelties to me.

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Maher is such a fucking legend.

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Trump for President? Seriously?

Why is Donald Trump even considering running for presidency? I can scarcely think of a more grotesque republican candidate.

While I take his attempt about as seriously as I did Gary Coleman’s attempt at governorship in California, I can’t help but wonder if there are enough retarded voters in the United states to usher in yet another political dark age. G.W.B did a pretty fantastic job of making a lot of people hate America and I’m sure Trump will do a fantastic job of administering a reach-around in that regard.

Whilst his financial empire is indicative of his outstanding capacities for asset management, I can only imagine the kind of kickbacks and rigging that would be brought about through his election. It would undoubtedly pave the way for an even more thorough promotion and representation of big-business interests in American politics.

As if that wasn’t bad enough, he’s ‘pro-life’, anti same-sex marriage, anti gun-control and he also intends to repeal the recent health care reforms. I guess it should come as no surprise that he also supports ‘fair trade’.

Finally, he is also both a venomous toad and a complete arse-hole.

America you are a magnificent nation, but why are your politics so dominated by nepotism and self-serving douche-bags?

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This is just another effect of the horribleness of the boomer generation that our generation has to cope with.

The boomers rode to prosperity on the back of the New Deal and then systematically dismantled it. They were offered pensions, benefits, and health insurance by their bosses, used them to carve out an extremely comfortable standard of living, and then as soon as they became the bosses, eliminated them. They made college education a standard for getting a decent job, jacked up the price of tuition, and offered their children predatory student loans to “compensate.” They spent their youth campaigning for social justice and now spend their old age voting to give themselves tax breaks at the expense of the less fortunate. They rose to power as the heads of banks, insurance companies, and other big businesses, and then fucked the economy over while giving themselves gigantic government cash grabs. No generation in American history was given so much, took so much, and left so little for their descendants.

And now, while they’re sitting pretty on their retirement and popping free Medicare pills, we - the twentysomethings of the world - are faced with a 10% unemployment rate, no employment benefits if you can find a job, the constant slashing of social programs intended to help us in the name of “fiscal responsibility”/”small government,” pretty much no prospect of home ownership before we’re 40 due in no small part to the fact that nobody will give us loans, and $80,000 worth of college debt to pay off.

No wonder we’re stuck living with our parents.

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Your daily death to America. 

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A vital element in keeping the peace is our military establishment. Our arms must be mighty, ready for instant action, so that no potential aggressor may be tempted to risk his own destruction…

This conjunction of an immense military establishment and a large arms industry is new in the American experience. The total influence — economic, political, even spiritual — is felt in every city, every statehouse, every office of the federal government. We recognize the imperative need for this development. Yet we must not fail to comprehend its grave implications. Our toil, resources and livelihood are all involved; so is the very structure of our society. In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex.

The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist. We must never let the weight of this combination endanger our liberties or democratic processes. We should take nothing for granted. Only an alert and knowledgeable citizenry can compel the proper meshing of the huge industrial and military machinery of defense with our peaceful methods and goals so that security and liberty may prosper together.

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United States President Dwight. D. Eisenhower on the emergent military-industrial complex in his presidential farewell address.

January 17th 1961.

Is it me, or have the oratory faculties of the United States’ more recent presidents seen a sharp decline? It seems almost an absurdity in our age to hear something out of the Oval Office that isn’t some form of ingenuously-spun bullshit.

And people wondered why they called it the ‘Greatest Generation’.

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I get unusually pissed off whenever this happens - especially considering the differences of opinion regarding spelling in the partisan camps of traditional English or its bastardised pidgin offspring in the United States. I’m not a huge lover of Britain myself, but I’m pretty sure there should be a Union Jack in the place of the Stars and Stripes in this screenshot.

Any citizen of the U.S who doesn’t always replace ‘S’ with ‘Z’ is my hero, as are any that don’t have a compulsive fixation on forming ‘cool’ acronyms at the expense of stupid sounding names with redundant word components tacked on just to make it sound vaguely bad-arse.

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"When revalations was written, only ‘God’ had the capacity to end the world. But now, man does too, because unfortunately, before man figured out how to be rational or peaceful, he figured out nuclear weapons and how to polute on a catastrophic scale. And if there’s one thing I hate more than prophecy, it’s self-fulfilling prophecy."

— Bill Maher’s opening statement in his film ‘Religulous’.

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