April 2011
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Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Instant Classy Atmosphere
insanelolita: tutkuserenity: janidejesmar: 1.- Get out your drink of choice 2.- Open 3 tabs on your favourite browser 3.- On the first tab 4.- On another tab 5.- On the last
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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“This is just another effect of the horribleness of the boomer generation that...”
– forums.somethingawful.com Your daily death to America.  (via jiggaboojeeves)
Apr 20th
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"Woman Sees Jesus in Stained Towel" →
This is just stupid. Seriously. “When I took it out, I could not believe it,” she told the newspaper. “I could see it was Jesus straightaway. I took it to my husband, and he agreed with me.” “I don’t even know what the stain was made from. I had not seen it before I had put it in the washing,” she said. For many people, a stained towel is an indication...
Apr 19th
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All of women's historical contribitions are...
Leon: Besides, men have undertaken all of history's key moments - the wheel, the printing press, physics, nuclear fission...
Eunice: Only because women didn't have the chance at the time!
Leon: No, it's because they were too busy glazing pottery at the back of the cave.
Eunice: What about Marie Curie?
Leon: 'She' was obviously a man. No woman could be that intelligent.
Eunice: Haha yeah, and the radiation turned her into one.
Leon: No, the radiation withered *his* balls and provoked a surge of estroegen that led him to reconsider his gender.
Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 11th
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Only narcissistic twats put automatically-playing...
It goes something like this. You’re listening to music whilst browsing Tumblr one evening. If you’re anything like me, you open up 10-30 tabs. On one of those tabs, someone’s retarded page starts blaring music over the music playing on your own computer, deluging your senses with a horrid double-song cacophony. You get annoyed and, exasperated, close your entire browser just...
Apr 11th
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Apr 8th
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“Like other swans, the Black Swan is largely monogamous, pairing for life (about...”
– A subsection of Wikipedia’s Black Swan article, concerning the reproductive proclivities of the eponymous water bird.
Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 7th
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MTV Germany ads: 'Sex is no accident. Always use a...
Apr 7th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 6th
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Drinking Rhinoceros-Based Soup = Ability to...
“economies of extinction”: when an exploited species becomes ever more valuable, the rarer it gets. I.E. the tail end of an extinction push. Also see tragedy of the commons The impending disappearance of a species will more often than not provoke those involved in the procurement and consumption of the species to further escalate their efforts, rather than ceasing or (god forbid)...
Apr 6th
“It’s kind of funny that a bunch of rich people can band together and form a...”
– Roseanne Barr (via leftish) This.
Apr 6th
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Always Question, Always Enquire
Question ‘Common-Sense’: Is it actually common? Is the common path the righteous or wicked one? To whom is it common? Who determines what’s common, and for what purpose? Question Authority: Why do you obey? Who gains from your obedience? What do you gain from obedience? Who is the authority? Is your obedience earned, coerced or forced? Whose interests, overt or obscured, are...
Apr 2nd
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