April 2010
27 posts
Cat People (Putting Out the Fire)
Gosling
Gosling: Cat People (Putting Out Fire With Gasoline)
You fucking bore me.: What's on my mind... →
levigod.tumblr.com
What’s on my mind…
I was thinking, you know when you masturbate…How disgusted you are at the porn you have just ejaculated to, like you judge your self.
“What the fuck was I just watching”
It’s even worse when you’re deep into a porno and your timing is terrible and you finish up to a shot of some guys foot…this makes for the most disappointing orgasm, It’s like one of those half orgasms you get when you’re having sex and trying not to come by thinking about your grandma but you end up coming anyway…you feel so wrong, me especially…my grandma’s dead.
From: http://levigod.tumblr.com/post/480447034/whats-on-my-mind
“Do you have what it takes to be an Arse Clown?”
—Liquid-Paper graffiti espied at Reid Library gents, third floor, right wall.
Oneself in Summation.
Carbon-Based. Vertebrate. Bipedal. Mammalian. Homo-Sapien. Son. Brother In-Law. Brother. Friend. Best-Friend. Companion. Lover. Boyfriend. Crush. Omnivorous-Carnivore. Eurasian. Adult. Atheist. Blasphemer. Social Libertarian. Political Fascist. Australian. Singaporean. Nuisance. Skinny. Muscular. Student. Sophomore. Handsome. Ugly. Undergraduate. Soldier. Stalkee. Corporal. Employee. Rival. Enemy. Ex. Threat. Narcissist. Glutton. Cunt. Creep. Faggot. Emotional. Homo. Metrosexual. Sweetheart. Confidant. Inspiration. Scapegoat.
Right now, at exactly this moment, I am all of these things - either by my own admission or through the observations, conferrals or accusations of those who encounter me.
It’s worth noting that “Faggot” is courtesy of my ever-loving girfriend, who probably hates me and dreams of ways in which to kill me with sharpened blades as she sleeps beside me.
Adventures in Engrish - 2nd Edition.
Here’s a little gem from an auction for a true-to-size resin reproduction of a Sabertoothed Cat skull.
I personally love how there’s a blatantly transcribed paragraph of articulate English tacked on in the second part of the item’s description.
“If you believe that the saber-toothed tiger and the different museums on the wrong, as I think a few years ago, the museum put the guy is really.
Smilodon populator, the largest of the Sabretooths ranged only in South America, about the same time that Smilodon fatalis roamed both North and South America. Both went extinct by the end of the Pleistocene.
In its overall physiques, Smilodon was slightly shorter than an African lion, but almost twice as heavy. In marked contrast to such fast runners as lions and leopards, it had short but powerful legs, a very muscular body and a puny tail. Smilodon didn’t run far while hunting; more likely it attacked its prey from ambush.”
Infinity Ward refugees form Redspawn Entertainment. →
kotaku.com.au
“They say they don’t even know what their next game will be yet. But the former leads behind Modern Warfare 2 tell Kotaku their new company, Respawn Entertainment, will make something big that won’t be “exploited”.
“Honestly the sky’s the limit in what we can do,” Vince Zampella said in a phone interview today. Zampella is one of two employees of Respawn Entertainment, the company formed by himself and Jason West, former heads of Modern Warfare 2 development studio Infinity Ward who have spent the last two months in the news for being fired and trading lawsuits with their former bosses at Activision.
The first Respawn game, Zampella and West said, could be anything. But when Kotaku jokingly suggested to the two men who have made their career creating military first-person shooters that they might make a turn-based role-playing game next, all we got was laughter – and a mock suggestion that it’ll be in a browser.
The game will be published by EA. That much is known from this morning’s announcement that Respawn has an exclusive publishing deal with Activision rival EA, a company for which West and Zampella used to make Medal of honour games before leaving to create Call of Duty. The EA Partners deal allows Respawn to own the games – intellectual property, or IP – that it creates.”
Come on guys, seriously? I actually laughed out loud reading this, as E.A. and “exploited” practically go hand in hand. Would a refugee flee a warn-torn state with the intention of arriving at another war-torn state, or a child from a broken home to yet another? It makes me want to cry when I look at some of the atrocities put out by post-acquisition Westwood, attrocities that still have me asking: “What the fuck did you do to my beloved Command & Conquer franchise?
Signing your souls over to them and expecting them not to fuck you over would be like surrounding Tiger with hookers and expecting him not to sniff a line of coke of their bared chests. Pretty much everyone who has placed their trust in E.A. has been given the corporate skullfuck.
Godspeed fellas, and nice knowing you.
