February 2010
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I Blame Twilight.
Leon: Anyway, I suppose I better go; Twilight's burning.
Leon: This is shit. I can't use that once-awesome word now without invoking connotations of that prat Edward Cullen and that bitch Bella Swan.
Leon: Meyer has despoiled so much more than just a generation of impressionable tweens. She has single-handedly made it impossible to say chagrin or twilight without sounding like a sparkly imbecile.
Clayton: Form a paramilitary unit to kill her and destroy all Twilight books?
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"What Exactly Do You Mean When You Say You Are an...
There is more to this question than meets the eye. To be honest I suppose I’m more of a cynical agnostic. This basically means that I’m 99% sure that God and/or Gods do not exist and that their nature, if they do exist, is nigh-unfathomable. If there are indeed gods and if they fit any of the general descriptions given by Christians, Catholics and Muslims, then I have no interest in...
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Because Perth Western Australia Can Be a War-Zone.
Leon: "I'll save those for a later time. That's cause for another huge discussion and I have to go drop by the shops".
Clayton: "At this hour?"
Leon: "It's Singapore; the shops are open and I won't get stabbed. It's awesome yes, but I only have one more day of it because I'm headed back to Perth tomorrow".
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On Being Imperial About Beauty. Love Thyself.
colourblind-vision:
Well, I’ve read your tumblr and I couldn’t help but to ask this. Why do you think being skinny is any good? I mean,judging from your picture I can see that you have a perfect proportion of beauty.
It’s just what I find most aesthetically pleasing. Some girls can be heavier and still carry their weight well, and have a flat stomach and wide hips and a big bust. But I’m not...
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Fuck you and your fool religion.
Leon: "So what about me, what if I was gay? Do gay people go to heaven? I have gay friends, are they going to hell"
Christian Aunt: "Of course they are, they are sinful and unnatural!"
Christian Aunt "You get AIDS from being a gay, but god is merciful, if you repent, you can be saved"
Leon: "Wait, so god can... let me get this straight, undo homosexuality? Why would I repent if I was gay? Why don't you have to repent for being asian and not a Jew - one of god's so called chosen"
Christian Aunt: "It is sinful and unholy. You don't believe me? Only gays can get AIDS"
Leon: "ye... wait, WHAT!?"
Christian Aunt: "Yes! You see only homosexuals can get AIDS. If people get married, they cannot get AIDS. If you are gay you will get AIDS. That's the cause of it! People who are married under God will not get AIDS"
Leon: "Sooo, if I am not gay and believe in god, I can never get AIDS no matter what right?"
Christian Aunt: "Of course!"
Leon: "You know it's exactly that kind of thinking that is increasing the spread of AIDS in Africa. They are even killing gays because they too think they are the cause - all whilst heterosexual married couples give the virus to each other regardless."
Christian Aunt: "You think you know so much because you study, the only true way is through God. You better watch yourself!"
Christian Aunt: "The penalty of sin is death, you don't play a fool".
Christian Aunt: "Sin is sin. You don't play a fool and try to make wrong into right and try to reason".
Christian Aunt: "Don't think like you can argue your way out, you cannot possibly win. I am never wrong".
Christian Aunt: "Just because you have some education you think you can make havoc and talk rubbish".
Christian Aunt: "Your books and studies mean nothing, they are just small facts. The only true way is through the Bible and through God, OK."
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Some want to be more equal than others.
I’m a gentleman, first and foremost. That means that for all my inherent crudeness, I’m exceedingly courteous, polite, reasonable and well-mannered to and around you. It doesn’t; however; mean that I’m your footstool, slave or your subservient, docile male that will do anything it takes to please your self-absorbed whims and trite desires. Do not try to use it as a carte...
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If I ruled the world - Part 1.
Automatic Teller Machines, or “ATMs” should be discriminatory in their service. In Singapore, where there are lines for pretty much everything, the queues for ATMs in public areas can become a tad ridiculous. Sure, there’ll be about eight or so folks lined up in waiting of their turn, no problem right?
WRONG.
Rather than going to a bank to sort out their finances and transactions, a lot of...
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Adventures in Engrish - 1st Edition.
My mother is a huge fan of mindless action films, particularly the ones that have all the usual clichés and a clear-cut separation between good and evil. She loves martial-arts films most of all, especially those from the 80s all the way up until around the mid-90s. We’re talking the golden age of pugilistic cinema here: Jet Li, Jean Claude Van-Dame, Steven Segal, Dolph Lundgren, Jackie Chan...
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Adolescent R.E.M. Terror.
Leon: You have an interesting subconscious
Eunice: It's messed up, seriously
Leon: I've never had a homoerotic dream before, except for this one time when I was about 14. I dreamt that the guy from Mel Gibson's Braveheart that rapes William Wallace's girlfriend (the fat old English guard-captain dude) tried to rape me too. Thankfully, mercifully, it didn't happen, because I woke up.
Leon: How's THAT for messed up
Eunice: HAHAHAHAH
Eunice: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Leon: I know, it's hilarious. Drink from the cup of my adolescent nightmares and savour my terror as if it were wine.
Eunice: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHa
Leon: He even licked the side of my face like he did hers. It was fucking gross.
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Asian Vanity and Brimstone Fire.
Eunice: BTW this is for you: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=21220114004, you cam whore
Leon: I'm not asian enough. And that girl freaks me out. Either she's photoshopped or she's a doll.
Eunice: HAHAHAHA
Leon: that page disgusts me. It's like the ninth circle of neo-print hell.
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January 2010
20 posts
